What's going on here then?
Thanks for your email.
Unfortunately we're busy writing hundreds of out of office messages to inject some more fun into automatic OOO emails. We're tired of the same old "Sorry I missed your email. I'm back in the office next Monday and will try to reply as soon as I can."
We're taking it upon ourselves to change the world of OOO messages because being out the office is great (most of the time) and our automatic replies should reflect that. Maybe it's your birthday, maybe it's your long awaited honeymoon or maybe you've simply taken a day off and want to brag about.
Whatever it is, find your next OOO here.