Greetings Earthling.

This is Zelmip.

I am the leader of the Flortmin fleet orbiting your quadrant.
Last night, we abducted (Name) for some routine tests on your species.

Unfortunately, (Name) hasn’t responded very well to the process and has had an unexpected reaction to the tractor beam. (Apparently they’re lactose intolerant and we abduct a lot of cows, so there must have been some milk residue in the beam. Whoops.)

Anyway, (name) will be returned to the office in due course.
Approximately XX/XX/XX.

Thank you for your patience,
Zelmip.