Hi there,

Thanks for your email.

Unfortunately, last night I was bitten by a zombie. Just my luck, right?

I’m hoping that these cravings for brains and human flesh will wear off in a couple days. But you can never be too careful, so I’m OOO for the rest of the week.

Looking forward to reading your Uhhhhggghhh…*cough*...email soon.

Best wisHAAAAHAHRHAHHUUUAAGH.

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